Rant Session pt.1

Ladies nd Gentlemen of the blog world,i think it's time that Juju's Corner have its 1st Rant Session.Now like I stated in the about me section,nothing here is taboo,awkward for our less intelligent readers.I WILL switch up topics so try to keep up.here we go...
So why do youh plus sized females think it's ohkaay to wear too small clothes.? It's not all of youh cuz i love my plus sized females but some of ya'll females need to cut the crap.!! If youh wear a size 13 jean ladies,trying to fit a 9 is UNACCEPTABLE.!Like who told that was sexy.? What in the world made youh think that shxt was ohkaaay.?! No man,thats in his right mind anywaays,would ever want youh with your stomach hanging all out of your shirt.For God-sakes it's 2009,take your extralarge ass to Dress Barn,Mandies,Avenue,Dots,Rainbow,or even Ashley Stewart.There are stores out her that cater to your sizes.Embrass them nd stop embarrassing yourselff.!
Still on the ladies tho.Get a pedicure damnit.! Dnt no one wanna see youh with those crusty claws youh call toes hanging all out of your addidas sandals.! If your toes are cute but ashy,the same goes for youh.! They put the lotion on your feet when youh get your feet done,nd if youh've never been,take your raggedy,busted feet having ass out the house nd to your nearest nail salon ASAP.! I cant tell youh how men think when they see women with nasty feet,the reaction will hurt your feelings.
Nd stop letting piece of ass meat niggas run over youh.! If they not about nothin,dnt fcuk with them.! I cant stand clowns,forrealli cant.Nd i dnt understand how some of these girls can be so damn stupiddd.Like they caught a case of Dumbassitis(it's a disease,google it.)Falling for a clown will get youh played..nuff said.
President Obama has instituded a new law.The next straight guy to wear female skinnies will be arrested nd given the electric chair.Nd sagging is gross.No one is intrested in the type of undies youh wear.Your just asking to be raped like that.Youh literally look like a booty bandit.Seriously,come on fells.If your jeans arent long enough,buy them longer.No need for your jeans to be off your ass like that.Our President is black man.Get your shxt together.
Every girl CANNOT be bi-sexual.Like everywhere youh turn youh see a bi-sexual female.it's annoying.like being a bi-sexual isn't a trend.Just because youh fcuk a girl or youh have no problem making out with shorty,doesnt make youh bi-sexual.If your not willing to be in a relationship with a female,then youh ARE NOT,repeat,youh ARE NOT a bi-sexual.Cut it the hell out.!

This concludes the Juju's Corner rant session.Tune in next time for pt 2.

Special Dedicationn.

ohkaaaay,i dnt usually do this but i have to shout someone out.
She very near nd dear to my heart,i wld probably die without her.She's never turned her back on me nd has been my partner in crime since March 8th,2008.She's my lover,my best friend nd my ROD.(ride or die for the slow ones.)she always picks me up when i'm down.


Baby,your all i want in this life.My success,my happiness,this blog.Nothing is of value to me if i cant share it with youh.Your an amzing girl nd i thank God that he gave youh to me.your the fuel that allows this jet i call my mind to saor to new heights.Ilove youh Naiasia,nd i pray that your love for me will forever stay the same. =)